The person sitting on the dock... can’t tell if it’s a little girl or a grandmother.  Damn seventies.

I’m willing to argue over a good beer that the BMW X6 still holds the ugly crown.

I REALLY don’t get the integrated widebody wheel wells. Yes, they reference the previous Defender’s looks, but not the utility of it.

So much your comment.   Instead, it looks like all other suv’s on the market.  

I came here to comment, but after seeing yours, I’ll forgo my couple sentences.  I figure the internet is now full and closed for the day. Bravo, here’s your star.

And her instapost ends with:

can’t unsee. thanks a lot.

Keep those articles coming. The Supra launch was a joke after twelve years of teasing (give or take).... and was rightfully mocked by jalopnikdom. The Corvette launch... deserves all the coverage. Never thought I’d make that statement about a Corvette.

Using the same voice, please say “sit, doggy”

This is both more better and more interesting than any Nascar/ F1 race I’ve seen.

I don’t like that the fog lights appear to be slightly askew, so, NO, I will not be bidding on this thing. Unforgivable that the details are not a concern by the seller.

Until you smell the pollution. Coming over to the States was a night and day improvement, and when they threw me off the plane I ended up in Detroit. Detroit was an improvement over the best of communism.

Oy, that’s gonna cost you, mate.   Might be cheaper to just get in trouble daily, like the rest of us.

Can I come sit watch with you?  I’ll bring more beer.

Dear future Jalopnik reader: Because JQV changes his/er name so often, here’s why Merton’s joke was funny:

Yes. This. I might not be paying eleventeen bundles of cash for it, but I still have to see it on the roads, sometimes for the next couple decades. Perfect example, the new Silverado HD. Some other person dropped cash for it, but I’m stuck seeing that abortion (soon) daily.

Relax and enjoy the fucking cars. This is the one site on gawker where you Jonestown coolaid-sipping mf’s shut up for a minute.

I lol’d at your images.

This is a criminally underrated comment.

Why are you giving them ideas?   2020 models will now charge monthly use on the backup camera.