Damn. You’re right. Who’s gonna get the fly first?

This is how HOA presidents or board members get an a$$ full of buckshot.  I’m surprised that’s not a weekly story, frankly.

There’s a huge industry split in instrument panels these days. Some, like Honda, still sculpt their instrument clusters while others, like the Hyundai here, just stick a rectangle in your face. Compare the 2026 Passport to this Ioniq. Which instrument cluster would you prefer to look at daily? To me, the…

You’re the wind beneath my wings, Collin.

The outgoing A5 seems to be the last Audi standing with buttons... and it’s getting replaced with a new generation for the next model year.

I always wanted an Audi... and now that I can afford one, I’ll never get one.

I look at this thing and think it would fit right into a Steampunk universe set in World War I.

An electric vehicle... AND from the VW group... and there are actual physical frigging buttons!!!

So... $4-10K for a wrap. How long will such a thin piece of material realistically last on a vehicle?

Huh, it used to be “drive like asshats”, “eat avocado toast”, and “believe Chuck Schumer loves all his little children”. How the world changes.

These are not full rules, but seem to be pretty accurate tendencies around where I live.

As a bonus, there’s a good chance of catching super-gonorrhea just by touching the cars.

What a bad caricature, both inside and outside.  I can’t imagine seeing that interior every morning when I get in the vehicle.  Woof.

Ford Focus, is that you?

I loved the exterior. Loved the Volvo badge.

Stop with the sphincter air vents, already.

You’re gonna need a bigger living room.

THAT is where I’ve seen the nose!  Much more accurate comparison.

Damn creepy looking thing.

Why does Europe avoid rear tinted windows?  In the US, if it’s a truck or SUV or even SUV-ish, anything behind the B pillar is tinted.  Not in Europe.  Is it regulatory?  Cultural?