A buddy and I were talking recently about how glad we are that there were no camera phones when we were in high school and college. Fortunately, there’s not much damage you can do with a beeper.

All kinds of interesting going on with this comment. Bravo.

And with the vast improvements in the Colts’ O-line, I’m sure that all of these positive steps will be permanent and not immediately erased by Week 3 of this season.

Your comments are great. I love you, man. 

The Rockets at best stayed the same, but I think losing Ariza and Mbah a Moute will hurt more than it opens up great opportunities for other guys to improve the team. The Warriors, meanwhile, got better for the fourth straight off-season. I don’t think this is as close as it was two months ago. 

So is Chris Paul’s annual failure to win in the playoffs.

This band is still around? I bought their debut album literally 16 years ago this summer.

Ooh baby I like it raw

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

This story keeps getting better and better. Deadspin should embed a reporter there for a week to do a really deep dive into these guys lives.

That’s a terrible policy. The bathrooms would have to be cleaned more often, use more consumables and cause unnecessary foot traffic in a business. Government doesn’t need to fix a problem that doesn’t exist. 

Generally the issue with that, especially in big metro areas, are the homeless, specifically homeless drug addicts. They’ll lock themselves in and shoot up, and then you have to call the police to get them out. That’s why you’ll see a bunch of fast food places have keypad locks on their doors, and you only get the…

Virgil is somewhere thinking Zeke is selling these at a discount. 

Stick tap Emery.

There’s no way that dude, or anyone in that video, was 5'9" and 250 lbs.

Hey, lay off. The whole concept of “defending” is still foreign to Devin Booker.

Is this a joke? 6 teams won 28 of the 30 championships in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What is David Stern gonna do, force Cousins to take a bigger contract?

The good news is pretty soon it’ll only take one plane crash to restore parity to the NBA.

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.