“Patterson’s dick move...”

As tribute, Blake Bortles is currently crasing and burning in London.

Pretty sure "hopeless Cam Talbot"  will be the name of the Oilers' 2018-19 season montage. 

Yzerman will be there soon enough. 

Two things:

Really crazy to think that a sport built on teeing off of each other and posturing could foster such a violent outburst when emotions run high.

How are Super Bowl commercials still considered popular enough to warrant any of this?

The most amazing thing about that video is seeing no one has convinced Koufos to just shave his head. 

Is this really surprising to anyone? They’re a major shoe corporation that saw an opportunity and took it. Had Kaep been signed to Adidas, they would have done it too.

I know that eventually it will all come crashing down like a battering ram into my genitals, but it sure is fun now.

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

Jersey tucked into pants will never not be funny. 

Where's barehanded catch usher when some actual shit goes down?

While I wouldn’t count this out, it’s also possible that Gruden just thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room and stuck his own dick up his ass. 

Only tangentially related but, as a Chiefs fan, Mahomes' arm and decision making are going to create quite the ride.

Have you seen the status of Buffalo's o-line? Having to play could very well be his punishment. 

Can't wait for The Ringer's emergency podcast. 

MacKinnon is a delight and was robbed of the Hart. 

When this argument is made, people always fail to bring up the fact that the Bills gave up a bazillion points in three weeks near the middle of the season. Had the defense shown up for one of those, Buffalo would have gotten i with room to spare. Same deal with Peterman getting the nod.