These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Speaking of fucked up things, who the hell sound checked those mics? 

*Petah Pahkah

Boston’s version of Peter Parker, over here, almost stopped the bat with the beer web. 

This seems shady.

The first solution should be NFL players getting together and forming some sort of union. They could call it something like the NFL Players Association, and use it to represent them collectively in setting terms with owners. This current system where they just let owners run wild all over them just won’t cut it!

Yeah, who knew one of the most popular musicians in the world had fans?

As a teenage dirtbag I was obsessed with the Marshal Mathers LP and I don’t remember the antisemitism but I wouldn’t doubt it.

Counterpoint: In comparison with post TES Eminem and some of his worst albums (Recovery, Revival etc), Kamikaze is Very Good

Well that was a deflating reply.

This.  Even if you really don’t care about getting with that person again there is absolutely no way your current or future significant other wants to spend time with someone you used to fuck.

If you’re friends with an ex, it only means you two aren’t 100% done fucking each other yet.

Trevor Noah once joked that Oregon’s minority population is dictated by whether the Blazers are home or away. It’s pretty much true. Though we do have a pretty strong Asian population in Portland.

Why Your Team Suck 1995: Buffalo Bills

The Buffalo Bills are an act of domestic terrorism.

Kudos, you went a long way for that.

I just want to make sure I have the last year of Bills’ “management” right:

This experiment has about the same long term prospects as work by Madame Curie, but with no chance of discovery, no prizes to be won, and a brutal ending likely from a different kind of exposure.

He found 100 million to pay Gruden with.