“As a die hard laker fan, couldn’t be happier about George not signing.”

1 is right

Advocating for burning a sketchy religious institution in Waco? Time is a flat circle indeed. 

Reznor also demanded that West get off his lawn.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

They should close Baylor permanently and I’m only being mildly hyperbolic 

Even worse is putting SR. on a jersey.  You get two extra letters just because you couldn’t think of a name for your kid?

“He Hate Me M.D.”

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

“Well, I can rule out one explanation, anyway.”

I agree. He’s being a jerk-off.

it isn’t too far away

It’s okay, Billy writes poorly and is bad at sarcasm. You’re excused for not being able to parse it out. 

Vulgar Display of Power definitely introduced me to metal with the same punch as the album cover, and I’ve been a fan ever since. Dimebag’s was the first celebrity death that hit me. The ever loving and grieving brother is now finally at peace. RIP Vinnie.

By all accounts a tremendously gracious and friendly guy. One of the good ones who really liked his fans.

Yeah, Bad Witch is a disappointment. Shit Mirror is the only track on there that left much of an impression to me.

Sinatra?
Reznor is clearly channeling Bowie in the “crooning” songs here.  Maybe even Scott Walker.

I had a massive brainfart and didn’t make the immediately obvious connection from the words “bullpen,” “catcher,” “bats,” and “ballpark.” So instead I went into this article expecting that a catcher saved a bunch of bats, like with wings, that had taken refuge/gotten stuck in the ballpark. Disappointed and no one to…

With Mike Hoffman’s trade to the Panthers, Monika Caryk finally has the opportunity to fulfil her destiny as a future “Florida Woman.”

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