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Who’s the attractive girl you’re referring to?

I’m defending White America- the majority of baseball fans.

The Phillie Phanatic, or as Youcis sees him, the Ecuadoran immigrant who came to Philly in the 70s and took two hard-working Americans’ jobs.

Usually, I despise Aramark and their ‘values’..but not this time!

Got an email from my mom this past weekend; can confirm.

You’re bang on. For the broad, creamy centre-left of Canadians, Trudeau’s Castro remarks aren’t too offbase—they’ve been visiting Cuba for decades and have always held a much more nuanced vision of Cuban-American-Canadian relations than their american equivalents.

On a good note, this guy’s dumb joke is now a great “Why Democrats Lost the Election” meme thanks to the wonderful magic of photoshop.

As long as he keeps getting me 30+ points in fantasy every week, I couldn’t give two fucks.

Soylent would be the new food services vendor.

You know if this was MIT there’d be robotic kitchen workers by now.

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

Carlos Mencia’s voice is like a chainsaw that haunts my nightmares.

+1 Mind (of Mencia)

This brings me back to that brief, fleeting, but still horrifying moment in time where Dane Cook was a megastar. After that, he was replaced by Daniel Tosh. Who will the next superstar ubiquitously white frat boy comedian be? Only time will tell.

It's gotta be nice for the rich fans to see concussed dudes or guys that just had their knees detonated dragged by for their Viewing pleasure while eating steak and sipping $10 beers

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

NBC’s coverage of this will go down as the biggest propaganda exercise in history. An athlete could be murdered and the story of the little kid from the favela that owns an ice cream cart at the Copa will still be front and center.