It’s like a new governess hired to manage a particularly unruly child, and using every trick in her bag to make him behave.

An excellent move.

No affiliation at all - but I use the LISTONIC app (have a copy on my desktop and cell phone, too.) My grocery list is arranged by aisle - and adding or subtracting an item on my desktop automatically syncs to my cell and vice versa.

You’re wrong about the size of the image. A pin can give you a very sharp image, but the size will be entirely dependant on how far away the pinhole is from the projection screen. Changing to a nail will make the image brighter, (and fuzzier,) but the size will remain the same if the screen distance is the same.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

Well sure, but that’s like saying you won’t touch whiskey because your freshman year roommate once drank so much Jack Daniel’s she puked out the window. Don’t let one person’s improper use of a good thing put you off it!

Sending this to a friend.

Just curious, my Irish catholic wife was telling anyone who would listen trump was dangerous from the word go. She always votes democrat and is passionate about disability rights issues. Sometimes she calls politicians to voice her displeasure. What else is she supposed she to be doing? Finding a way to protest? I am…

Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

Exactly. I fucking hate smokers and don’t understand why people start in the first place but I realize I can’t just decide not to pay if one of them gets cancer.

I don’t believe in smoking, but here I am paying insurance that goes to my co-worker’s emphysema treatments.

“Can you have a hysterectomy?” Wu asked.

I’m as disappointed as anyone that it isn’t actually Dr. Someskull-or-other. This is how the world ends. Not with a terrifying speech to all the assembled leaders of the world, warning them all of the awesome power of an unimaginably powerful doomsday device and demanding an unbelievable sum of money and power; but…

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

HERO. Magnificent! I’m so proud of 14 year old you.

A mustachioed circle!

Can you send me a photo for my “facebook”?

I got my nails done today, and I had to sit through a few minutes of the doctor oz show while i was the lobby.

I’d heard about this story. The levels to his grossness are impressive.