Remember these three things:

I have an idea - maybe you try to refrain from using national tragedies that rightfully offend and outrage us all to shit and piss all over white women?

Love Trader Joe’s. Love.

Pre-dates don’t exist?

Let’s meet for coffee - very casual date

Word. In any case, I had the fun of reading this on Twitter while it unfolded. It seems following Chris Hayes isn’t as nerdy as you would think.

Here is a thing to try: roast asparagus tossed in peanut oil for about 40 minutes.

IF the neck is good, which it probably is. Baby necks are generally well protected.

In those shoes?

Well, Mr. Smithee, I don’t want to pay for your prostate cancer, I decided.

Isn’t it ... ironic?

You, Sir, are an anarchist and as such, a danger to civilization.

ALLEGEDLY

ALLEGEDLY

Her poor face.

They want him to resign or be fired. A difference.

They want him to resign or be fired. A difference.

They want him to resign or be fired. A difference.

Yeah. It’s not just the religious fanatics/creationists who are severely science-illiterate.

The Blue Apron-type operations are good for transitioning from eating out or eating out of a box to eating balanced, home-cooked meals.