I haven’t been in a Cheesecake Factory in years and years. I didn’t even know they were still around. If they had Thos. Kinkade and Elvis velvet paintings I’d definitely go back.

From a biology text entitled, Mother Nature: A History of Mothers, Infants, and Natural Selection: [M]others of all varieties size up the perquisites and deficits of rearing babies. And when they sense that they cannot rear their offspring to maturity, they cull their litters or abandon or cannibalize their young.

Then why is Trump still making public appearances? Come to think of it, they’re all blowing up, Steve included.

Kara! I’m so excited. I believe I found a shade that’s really shade. Please tell me if this is correct. Preet Bharara retweeted this:

Thank GOD somebody is finally going after these vicious monsters. From time immemorial females of all species decide if and when and where and how they will bear offspring.

It’s not that esoteric a phrase, but I still don’t think Ms. Anderson would be familiar with it. Somebody is orchestrating this, kind of like guerrilla advertising.

F. these two simpletons.

She is COMPLETELY wrong. HRC would have been amazing. Right on health care, right on women, right on the Supreme Court, right on environmental issues, right for America.

That’s not “blackface”.

I thought “road rage” was between two motorists. I hope fervently the investigators go where the evidence leads without letting any other factor influence them but it looks like “hate crimes” are only going to be perpetuated by Muslims and minorities to skew the perception that violence is a one-way street and thus…

How...creative.

Sigh. Yes, I know.

But at least he meant well. And to be honest, many of us do send out a lot of insecure messages about weird things so that may be why the poor guy assumes if somebody’s asking, somebody’s worried. But it’s good to know we’re getting lots better about that.

Yes! It won’t but I would love it if he sobbed that he was so lost and unhappy and that if Hillary had been in DC all these years, doing all this leadership work, she had bigger balls than he.

You’re whining that they didn’t perform a function they aren’t tasked with performing. Maybe you should move to Russia where your propaganda would be better appreciated.

Trump is Berlusconi without the gravitas, and Mussolini with more paranoia.

We can do both!

He is. Mueller is the hedgehog. He’s just going to dig and anybody who gets near is going to get a sharp quill in the face.

Expressive?

Youtube captured little Jared giving speeches a couple years ago. He hasn’t gotten any better or more interesting. It indeed is his felon daddy steering him.