The video should really be called "10 Things Blizzard Never Got Around to Addressing Because They Were Making a Kung Fu Panda Expansion."

And they are called... "The Silence"

It's to help carry all the cool attachments you can put on your elephant. Rocket launchers, booster packs, laser eyes, etc.

Fuck that noise. I've already called two vintage game stores in town to track down a Power Glove for tonight. My girlfriend isn't going to know what's happening but it's fucking happening.

The devil is missing his fiddle....and his Power Glove.

Cutesy is subjective you turd licking dog sniffer

this is an indie game you fuckface shit eating ass chewing deer fucker

Why rape investigations must be handled ONLY by police forces.

Yes, heaven forbid you do your fucking job. We're sorry we bore you. We'll use small words, bright colors, and pretty fonts from here on out.

Hillary, are you advocating for increased criminalization of sex workers?

I'm lucky; as a lefty, I naturally eat Euro-style.

Of course you wouldn't.

Oh, it was. Especially when it's like; braids, shoes, glitter, RIPPED GUYS WITH BIG DONGS, fairy tattoos, lace...

And yet you keep reading me...

For a site that's at least notionally philosophically opposed to mean-girl bullshit, this site sure does sling a lot of mean-girl bullshit.

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God: "Yes?"

alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"

God: "Yes, child?"

alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"

God: "WHAT, for fuck's sake?"

alpacalipsnow: "Oh God oh God oh God!"

God: "What, what, what??? I... oh, Me damn it, this again? You know, it would be nice to hear from you once in a while when you're NOT all sweaty…

I actually liked Enter the Matrix :(

So, I don't know about anyone else, but the part that blows me away the most is that they make $125 a game. Teenagers stacking boxes at Costco (in my town anyway) make the same hourly rate. How do they even convince women to do it?