Ask North Carolina how “taking care of morality" has helped their economy...

Never underestimate how persnickety the Kotaku commentariat is capable of being.

You’re doing the lord’s work by explaning the modern dating lingo to us old boring married people.

I would subscribe to your newsletter.

My dating experience tells me that “just hanging out” means you sleep together but you are free to sleep with other people. And they don’t call you their girlfriend. But you can spend the night. But you don’t get breakfast. And it can be ended via text but it’s not called “breaking up” because you were “just hanging…

I don’t know any. I’m a Sergei virgin. A Sergin, if you will.

As someone who was spanked when I was growing up, the first paragraph didn't bother me so much (depending on what you mean by "hit," exactly). But then I got to this:

I think I've seen them around before. Sigh, none it's "I'm a good mom!" And "this is why I don't talk about my parenting on the Internet!" Yes, you shitweasel, this is truly about you. You are the victim. Not the tiny boy you assault.

Why hasn't Nintendo issued a cease and desist to Apple?

This is the disappointments list. The disgraceful embarrassment thread will come later.

GamerGate is no more about journalistic ethics than the Civil War was about states' rights.

If no one else has mentioned it and you haven't read it already, check out the Forever War (by Jon Scalzi, I think?). Sent off to war at its inception, and one of the few alive at its conclusion hundreds of years later thanks to time dilation, experiencing massive changes in society along the way. The main character…

I KNEW somebody would have this covered. I raise my pan-galactic gargle blaster to you, sir or madam.

Surely, Ms. Faircloth, you feel the same way about Jezebel's parent company, Gawker media.

And how do you pronounce SCUBA?

I think they are gay, but no matter it's batshit and not open at all.

Open relationship?

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.