The only reason to go on Ellen’s Energy Adventure is if all you want at the moment is to sit somewhere dark, dry and cool and 30-45 minutes. It’s a decent respite on a really hot summer day, but the ride itself is as boring as hell.

We’ve gone to Disney World with our daughter twice. We only committed a day the first time to Epcot as neither of us had been since we were kids. Upon realizing that all three of us loved the World Showcase (Our daughter and I absolutely ate up the Perry the Platypus AR game the first time), we made sure to schedule a…

We went to Epcot over the summer and really regretted not getting to spend more time in the World Showcase. We had to leave for a while mid-day because my nephew was getting really whiny.

When was the last time you watched it?

This review makes less sense than the movie.

Jesus Christ, do you fuckers think about anything else?

Okay, James Cameron.

Haha good one I almost believed you

Ok, so, I’m not sure, but I think I found it guys. You might have missed it if you didn’t stay until after the credits, but if you do, you get a brief glimpse of Donald Duck.

he also just posted this, only a few minutes ago - sounds like it was taken out of context.

So how do you plan on spending your 100k?

IT’S CARPOOLIN’ TIME

Congrats, you win. Your ‘No-Prize’ is in the mail!

“The Thing, Michigan

But.... WHAT ABOUT SMEE?

By this time in the day most of us have consumed animal products where they animals where kept in less than ideal conditions. But then again, no one really thinks chickens are cute.

Do we have to always say “fucked”? Is that obligatory now?

you didn’t say patent pending. (runs to the patent office)

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

Right? They have kids!