And a man. 

I have the 2-piece version of the pouring shield and it kind of stinks. Is the 1-piece actually good?

Which means he completely fits the profile. You know, if they were keeping track of things like that.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if people had reported his comments to Facebook and they said it didn’t violate their standards. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve reported racist and extreme misogynist stuff and Facebook’s been like, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

You’d be surprised at how many people have totally open, public Facebook pages. Some of them do it on purpose (they want views or have a specific person that they are enticing/trying to make jealous) but many are just old and ignorant. 

so weird that a lot of angry male exes seem to kill women. is there a strong correlation here? we may never know....

Clive Palmer takes eccentric to new levels. There probably are four better ways to spend this money, but Clive already has a dinosaur park, a massive vintage car collection and a get out of jail free card! What more could a boy ask for?

Will this Titanic still have cars to fuck in down in the cargo hold? 

It’s almost as if these are just terrible people, right down to their cores. [thinking emoji]

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

How about you just have the dish the way the chef prepares it, snowflake?

I think it depends. I’d probably check in with the Jersey Shore cast if it was anything related to my genital region.

Avril Lavigne is back and definitely not dead.

Avril died in 2003

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Finally, a context appropriate for a Lords of Acid post

They’d take me out in handcuffs and him in several Hefty bags.

I’ve had a miscarriage and luckily did not need any medication to get me through, but had this happened to me while in that emotional state, I would have showed up hysterical, shouting about my condition. Why did he want me to die too? Wasn’t he a trained medical professional, aware of the health risks? That he was…

I’m in my 12th week of a thankfully successful pregnancy so far. We had to go through hell and back with IVF to get here and I’ve been a ball of nerves and anxiety until my ultrasound today. If god forbid, I had lost the baby, and I had to deal with this fuckstick on top of an already devastating miscarriage, I would…