My guess is that he knew it existed and was like “ooh, let’s dust this off!”

I made baba ghanoush with butternut squash yesterday. It turned out really interesting and good! 

This works on so many levels, I love it.

It would be a “vacation” and he would just... not come back, probably.

Milk in bags. I know there are parts of the US that have milk in bags, but that is literally my favorite thing about visiting my brother-in-law. It’s such a good idea!

I wonder if anyone has tried to replicate it at home. Most of us don’t have access to whatever industrial chemicals that shit is made out of, but I’m wondering if someone with a sensitive enough palate could tease out the taste elements and re-create the syrup. Add carbonation and you’ve got yourself some homebrew…

You have to eat the heads off gummi bears first. Otherwise, the screaming is just too much.

He can fuck all the way entirely off into any available sun.

Melania has said before that she speaks Slovenian to Barron. Probably so when this is all over and she gets the fuck out (and takes him with her) he won’t have too much trouble adjusting to Slovenia.

This nation has never been ON the rails. Never. Not once has the United States of America been a fully just place for all of her citizens.

I’m not sure he usually wears one. It would make his stubby little hands look even smaller.

Seconded.

I could never fuck someone who supports Trump. It’s not even political - it’s a question of basic humanity.

Bob Menendez, of New Jersey. He’s one of my Senators and he is FUCKING USELESSSSSSSSS. 

I’m not sure that rises to the level of “complicated.” YMMV

What a whiny bunch of nonsense this post is. How was RBG’s career “complicated?”

I would say that Jezebel is better than this tripe, but it’s not and hasn’t been in quite awhile. This isn’t even disappointing because it’s so predictable.

Neither is she. That would require more research and thought than is put into any Jezebel article, ever.

That’s what I keep saying!! She has ALL THE MONEY and can pretty much choose to do whatever she wants, and she chooses... this. The mind boggles.

Now THIS makes sense and I also choose to believe it 100%. 

Same. I downloaded that piece of shit immediately only because I knew a lot of people who were planning to buy it just to see what was in it and... no.