madpiglet
MadPiglet
madpiglet
Nov 4
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My guess is that he knew it existed and was like “ooh, let’s dust this off!”

Oct 19
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I made baba ghanoush with butternut squash yesterday. It turned out really interesting and good! 

Oct 19
2

It would be a “vacation” and he would just... not come back, probably.

Oct 16
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Milk in bags. I know there are parts of the US that have milk in bags, but that is literally my favorite thing about visiting my brother-in-law. It’s such a good idea! Read more

Oct 16
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I wonder if anyone has tried to replicate it at home. Most of us don’t have access to whatever industrial chemicals that shit is made out of, but I’m wondering if someone with a sensitive enough palate could tease out the taste elements and re-create the syrup. Add carbonation and you’ve got yourself some homebrew Read more

Oct 16
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You have to eat the heads off gummi bears first. Otherwise, the screaming is just too much.

Oct 16
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Melania has said before that she speaks Slovenian to Barron. Probably so when this is all over and she gets the fuck out (and takes him with her) he won’t have too much trouble adjusting to Slovenia.

Oct 16
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This nation has never been ON the rails. Never. Not once has the United States of America been a fully just place for all of her citizens. Read more

Oct 13
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I’m not sure he usually wears one. It would make his stubby little hands look even smaller.

Sep 29
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I could never fuck someone who supports Trump. It’s not even political - it’s a question of basic humanity. Read more

Sep 23
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Bob Menendez, of New Jersey. He’s one of my Senators and he is FUCKING USELESSSSSSSSS. 

Sep 22
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I’m not sure that rises to the level of “complicated.” YMMV

Sep 22
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What a whiny bunch of nonsense this post is. How was RBG’s career “complicated?”

I would say that Jezebel is better than this tripe, but it’s not and hasn’t been in quite awhile. This isn’t even disappointing because it’s so predictable.

Sep 22
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Neither is she. That would require more research and thought than is put into any Jezebel article, ever.

Sep 15
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That’s what I keep saying!! She has ALL THE MONEY and can pretty much choose to do whatever she wants, and she chooses... this. The mind boggles.

Sep 8
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Now THIS makes sense and I also choose to believe it 100%. 

Sep 8
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Same. I downloaded that piece of shit immediately only because I knew a lot of people who were planning to buy it just to see what was in it and... no.