I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

I doubt it. Have you seen the way he looks at Hope Hicks?

They’re putzes, schmendricks (esp Jared), schmekels, schmucks, shlemiels, fercockt, khazers, and I don’t like them, either.

Trump probably lives so deep in his own echo chamber that he doesn’t know who George Conway is.

Can we do away with the phrase “working moms”? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone refer to “working dads”.

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but that exact thing is a joke in the “Black Books” episode where Bernard turns his book store into a restaurant to one-up the competing book store’s cafe.

Everyone loves the “In the Air Tonight” drum break, but I think the one in “I Don’t Care Anymore” is much more of a banger. I think it would have been great if THAT came out after everything else and signaled some kind of new dark direction for Phil.

“In fairness to Mr. Melon... he did write us a pretty big check.” - Dean (David) Martin, Grand Lakes University

“But I wasn’t the kind of woman he’d disrespect that way! I’m one of the good ones! Ow, somebody get this leopard off my face.”

I don’t believe it’s that benevolent.

Literally the only thing in my head when I hear about Tab.

No time to mourn now, the computer’s starting.

The correct way is to:

The proper way to eat candy corn is to toss it straight into the garbage.

one of the nutjobs found you!  congrats!

Trump gets whatever he wants because he will badger the fuck out of people, whining, threatening, complaining, yelling, and he simply wears people out. I grew up with someone like this, and and it’s upsetting, exhausting, and also horrific.

Id buy a Joe action figure if it had a button that made it speak “Will you shut up, man.”.

Food deserts, dickhead, look ‘em up!

so do they wish to think of Ginsburg and her legacy as being purely inspiring and uncomplicated.

The first time I read this story it freaked me the fuck out. Every Halloween since I’ve gone back and read it after someone would post it in the comments. I know many people have said it’s fake, and a retelling of an old creepypasta, but it still gives me the heebie jeebies. Although, I don’t really buy a teenager…