True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

Cher would never have done this. 

Some people take it as a personal insult, as if the idea of deigning to talk to a stranger is worse than death itself.

Lindsey Graham DNA results shocker:

Because they are fiscally responsible. Same reason Bieber uses coupons on his tattoos and books the apprentice in the shop whenever possible. 

You know who you should blame? A cowardly media that won’t remind her (or President Dickcheese) about this.

They’d laugh her out of the place...

It might send Ivanka over the edge too.

I really can’t put into words how much I love your comment. Suffice to say...+1

I enjoy Ernest Scared Stupid.

That makes Earnest Saves Christmas the Godfather I of movies.

The worst are those weird peanutbutter candies in the orange or brown paper wrappings.

See? There really are some perks of being you.

Candy Corn. So gross. Stale when made. No flavor at all other than nondescript sweet overload. The kind of shit they feed you in Byzantine underworlds. Good & Plenty is vile as well, good call.

I’d wager good money that would be her response.

And when someone asks her about the president, will she get mad and throw a tantrum, saying it’s not fair to ask me questions about my father?  

Good Lord, no. She couldn’t even begin to understand the dynamics of that job. 

Jesus, can you even imagine her in any of the scenarios in which we’ve seen Nikki Haley? Dead-Eyed Barbie would simply be too excruciating to watch. If he even tries it, that just may be the thing that sends me over the edge.

Honestly, she would might be able to do less damage there than inside the WH.

(Also, it’d be pretty funny)