Truly, heaven exists... and it is the Minnesota State Fair.

So that chair is either 5 and a half feet tall or that dude is small as FUCK. Is he Cotton Hill? Can I see his shins?!

Damn you, fish sticks.  Ah well, we just make our own, anyway.

If you can't figure it out, I can't help you.

I’m of two minds on this too, on one hand “bartender’s choice” is exactly what it says on the tin, don’t like it— order off the menu not a random drink.

On the OTHER hand a good bartender should ask at least a question or two before they make something, “do you like sweet or sour? do you like to be able to taste the…

Related to nothing, when did people start calling stock “bone broth?”  I tried to figure out the difference for years.

If only you could buy a quart of low sodium chicken broth at the grocery store for like a buck fifty.

I do this, too. With beer, though, they usually offer me a sample (though I never ask for it) so it’s a little easier. As someone on a tight budget, I’d never ask for a mystery cocktail. If I’m spending that money, I’m spending it on a relatively sure thing.

“Can I send back the “dealer’s choice” cocktail I ordered?”

Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let My Immune System Do Its Job

My bosses kid once told him he looked like he was about to “splode with fatness”

Tim Hortons ftw (and no I’m not a Commie Canadian, I just have good taste in donuts).

SO HYPE

I’ll just repeat what I said over at jez

Do people really memorize the entire lyrics of songs? Maybe this is something I missed out on because I’m partially deaf and have struggled with a lot of lyrics over the years, but unless the song is playing I can only ever remember a few words to any song lyric.

To quote Alton Brown, “a pint’s a pound the world around.”

EXACTLY. I was like, “I have all these lemon LaCroix at the back of the fridge because they suck. Wonder what happens if I put them in my Chameleon cold brew?”

....WHAT!

(the joke is that you ruined it)

“Papa JohnCENA!”