I’m sick and fucking tired of perfect being the enemy of good.

Except those three weeks in May when he was grounded for god knows what reason*.

Probably the exact same things that happened during everyone else’s Senior Beach Week, except Brett was rich so he probably had better booze.

This is ridiculous. Also, Nikki and Suzanne are going to be pissed because it looks like Big Pimpin’ Brett the Virgin was dating them both.

It was a lot of people’s legacy, or cultural touchstone he destroyed.

+1

“I just want a fair process where I can be heard,”

There’s a type of man, you know the one I’m talking about, the type that is always polite to a lady, that would never use foul language in front of a lady! The benevolent sexist. It is my experience that these men engage in the phenomenon known as “locker room talk” and say very foul things about ladies when not in…

I starred this and un-starred this so I could star it again.

This is a good answer.

Schrödinger's Rapist.  

If you don’t like it, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

The majority of these fucking questions seem to boil down to “Well, place X has a certain rule/policy that I don’t agree with and I should be exempt from. You all think I’m an awesome person and agree with me that this is bullshit, right? And I have the right to not tip/tip small?”

Because she needs to be a “good wife” so when the divorce comes she can get the most of it?

I deliver food. This conversation is SO CLOSE to the real problem it pains me.

Ugh, thank God I have no ambition and work a dead end job where they love me. If I had an actual career I would have exploded by now.

Or at least he’ll attempt to get in....

That was my first thought. Does the letter writer live in a particularly sketchy neighborhood?

“nothing tastes as good as thin feels!”

YES