The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

I’m not sure how you AYCE sushi, but if I’m not on the verge of massive GI failure, I’m not done.

That’s the capper on this story to me. Keep a low profile when meeting your sidepiece should be basic common sense but once again, racism rots your brain.

Don’t have to. The hard core conservatives ARE that bad. And ICE has a long and documented record of abuses. Recent ones at that.

The president’s legal team put out an initial statement that said: “the President did nothing wrong and Paul Manafort will tell the truth.” Minutes later, they put out a new statement that said simply: “the President did nothing wrong.

Huh. You would think Burger King would let a 73-year-old man have it his way.

And just like that, I now have the Dead Milkmen song with that pogo stick line stuck in my head.  Have a star for that.

This doctor is an idiot.

“I need an exemption from this restaurant’s cell-phone ban.”

Look, he needs to brag about how much of a super important doctor he is so....

Seriously with this question? The sign doesn’t mean you check the phone at the coat check. If your phone rings (or vibrates) get up from the table and take the call outside. Which is exactly what you should do even without a damn sign on the door

Or if he announced that he was converting to Islam. Pretty sure they’d suddenly discover they had a WHOLE LOT of reservations about him then.

“seven-hour wait times weren’t unusual”

Because if history’s taught us anything, it’s that the GOP takes sexual misconduct extremely seriously. 

Sam Adams Oktoberfest is what I’m drinking lately. Haven’t seen or tried any Oktoberfest beers with pumpkin added.

Oktoberfests are supposed to be marzens! By definition!

I mean, Oktoberfest was a celebration timed to coincide with the beginning of the brewing season (starting in 1553, German brewers were forbidden from brewing between the March 23rd and September 29th, since it was too hot to reliably produce beer that wouldn’t…

You know how I learned to quit whining about pumpkin beers? I noticed my liquor store had cases of Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale on sale. Not 12-packs. Entire boxes of 4-packs.

Also, do not fuck this dude.

Fuck this dude