I shop at Wegmans and probably 80% of what I buy is store brand. 

That book was trite, reductive, cliched, hot racist garbage. So was the movie. 

I read The Help and wanted to know more about the working women and their perspectives. The Help’s author referenced Telling Memories Among Southern Women by Susan Tucker, so I got a copy.

Actually, this is the Sexiest Chef Alive. Thank you.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

LOL “metro racist” is a new “you’re the real racist!!11!” that I haven’t heard before. Listen, shitgibbon, “suburban basic” isn’t a race. Also, “the author” literally posted a list, which I quoted in the comment to which you replied, of shoes other than Nikes that your suburban cohort is fond of. Yet again, you can’t…

Odd, your username isn't "Douchebag".

Let’s be fair. As a deeply religious man, he’s probably having sex with his daughters friend.

“Does the klutz who spilled red wine on my clothes owe me?”

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

The u/s said I was half a week or so past the cut off, which I was surprised to learn was that early in my liberal state. I heard the nurse mutter something to the doctor, he hissed in response, “I’m not sending her to [next state over].”

Kyra Sedgwick & Kevin Bacon are complete #couplegoals. I unabashedly 😍 them. 

On a side note...she’ll be taking the seat that once belonged to Tip O’Neill and John F. Kennedy.

Yeah, you’re overreacting MASSIVELY.

“if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean”

This is the reality of being an average person in a creative field. I’m a writer. I’ve spent the last two years writing and revising a novel. I’m currently querying agents in hopes of landing representation. But this novel that I’ve worked so hard on? It hasn’t generated one cent of income (yet) and my landlord…

Everyone at FuckedNews makes their bank by blowing Valdimir Putin, but this guy’s the one who should be ashamed?

Whelp, that’s it. Consider me owned.

“Should I tip differently in states where servers make minimum wage?”

I agree with this ranking because you left out what the clear winner is: