“You can’t blame everything on two comments,”

Let’s be realistic. There are plenty of adults (the furries definitely) that would put on an ewok costume and sing yub nub, rap version or otherwise.

“Can I ask my customer whether her spouse died?”

Thank you for spelling dammit correctly.

Can confirm lol

I can’t get anything to fit anymore. I’m tall plus-size with disproportionately large upper arms & thighs, narrow shoulders, and tiny tits. That not the clothing manufacurers’ responsibility to make pear shaped options but I used to be able to find a couple of brands to cover my nakedness. I spend hours upon hours an…

11 Honore if you are larger and have clothes money. It's what I've been doing.

My biggest beef with clothing manufacturers:

Um, did you see the preview of their plus size capsule collection with Universal Standard? It is the most ugly ill-fitting cheap looking mess. Pass.

I love the contrarians that shit all over IPAs. They were the same people shitting all over American Adjunct Lagers when that was still cool.

Just drink whatever the fuck you want and please don’t shit on those who like things that you don’t. It’s annoying.

Because different people like different things, ‘cause tastes are subjective.

Couldn’t have said it better.

Deplorable, feckless cunt.

As a middle class white woman, this is the TRUTH. My friends and I went through some super BS shoplifting phase and honestly looking back we had to know on some level that even if we got caught we would come out ok.

I second this, and add that if you’re going to cut someone out or give someone more than others, make your reasoning clear. There are relatives who no longer speak to my family because an aunt willed her estate to my siblings and me. This aunt had been like a third parent to us; she helped raise us. She didn’t have…

This is not meant to be shade on Aretha, since it seems like things will default to how I hope she would have wanted it, so she didn’t see a need for formalize it, but please please please people: have a will and make sure it is in safe hands!

Weird ass hill to die on, girl. 

This is a fucking awesome day, and no pack of whining Millennial Eeyores is going to ruin it. Huzzah and l’chaim, you all!

Yes, some planes (not all, and often times it is an option) can dump fuel. It is more common on larger aircraft though. And no, before anyone asks, that does not mean gallons of liquid fuel suddenly drops on the ground below. The fuel vaporizes so it is just a trail of white vapor behind the plane (not to be confused…

It’s after malone, dumbass.