Yup. To add insult to injury, Angela Bassett born on the same day same year, got the OMG doesn’t she look awesome kudos.

Be sure to tell them Large Marge sent ya.

The number one responsibility of a father is to embarrass their child as much as possible. Carry on, Alec.

I have no warm feelings towards Madonna, but in the image above she’s leading my dream life, so. If I have to adopt a plummy accent in order to laugh while feeding chickens just outside my (Surrey?) manor, I’ll do it.

Not much Madonna love, but I’m really really bad about (good at?) picking up accents. For me, it’s an empathy thing, I think, where I unintentionally mirror others as I’m listening. 

She’s the dog’s mom. To be a dog’s mom, you must be a dog. The restaurant doesn’t allow dogs. She should be banned.

Dog owners think they ARE parents of small children.

...you read the butt licking thing, right?

I currently have eight dogs. In my life, I’ve had and fostered literally multiple dozens of dogs, and not once have I brought one to a dining establishment, nor have I made poo-poo eyes bc a dog wasn’t allowed at a restaurant. Why? Bc I also used to work in food service, and know what a nightmare animals around food…

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

I knew I couldn’t be the only one to LOATH that feature. It’s a sure way to get me to not watch the show.

I think I’d rather these ads than the autoplay during browsing. That is the worst!

Yeah, that’s made me jump several times.

I think I’ll just unsubscribe. And hope that enough people do so that they’ll roll back that decision. And if they don’t, well, it was nice while it lasted, but I don’t really need Netflix anyways.

Actually, it’s not fine the way it is, they need to stop that damn auto-play shit that happens if you hover over an episode or title for more than two seconds. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

I just recently got takeout from a new place, and they actually punched holes in the styrofoam and I didn’t have soggy fries! 

Proof positive that these motherfuckers will gentrify ANYTHING...even "excessive force" by cops!

Is trichloromethylene banned?