I bought a 24 oz insulated tumbler for coffee because I really liked the size and shape.  After I bought it, I saw the 1, 2, and  5 oz markings inside of it.

I’m glad you included this image. I love me some swanky hats and this big beautiful bonnet belongs in a museum somewhere.

I was going to make a smartass joke about Coors Light, but instead, I’m going to waste a significant portion of my Friday giving his videos multiple clicks.

Chipotle cleaaaaaaaanse baby!

Imagine that Donald Trump Jr., forsaken son, has sent you a racy text message. What does your mind conjure?

Just a friendly reminder. All trump supporters are ignorant, racist scum. All. Of. Them.

Clearly, if you come on board the campaign, like, we can’t have, we got to,”

“campaign sister”

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

Beautiful.

love hearing about a dad who gets this excited for a Daughter

In that case, I say go all out:“With whom do you think you’re messing?”

I have a 16oz on that I have been drinking beer and wine from all summer. I discovered very quickly that if I used my 40oz one that was a surefire way for me to guzzle a bottle of wine in 20 minutes. 

I’m so glad to see that people replied with some variation on “language is first and foremost meant to be functional; if you want to hear or read‘proper English’ so badly, watch your five ‘o clock newscast rather than reading a message board post.”

Actually, I would. I’m going to find a reason to use that this week...

I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. 

Thus, you get “you can’t end a sentence with a preposition” (untrue) and other bullshit rules that people loooooove to trot out when they need to feel superior to others because they have no other argument.

I was thinking something very similar. If you’re paying for the wine then you can do whatever you want. I don’t drink wine to taste the subtle flavors and smell the delicate aromas. I’m usually drinking it to get a buzz and I like it cold so I fill my mason jar (I said it) with whatever we have and drop a few cubes in…

Cleared up the crabgrass infestation on my toddler...

Freeze some of the white or rosé wine you are planning on drinking. Add the frozen wine cubes to your glass while you sip and enjoy it. Win/win.