Farewell Ms. Franklin. You had a wonderful voice that crossed genres and time.

You're both stupid and an asshole. 

She will NEVER earn my trust or respect BUT this recording roll out is simply delicious. She gives a topic, they lie, she hits them with a recording of said topic they lied about. I have to give due when it's due: this is what this bitch does best. The petty level is simply marvelous. I have no idea how far the rabbit…

“I’m stuck in a situation where I have to stay with my family because I’m paying for all these lawsuits and I can’t afford to do that...but they’re cucked,”

Can’t spell Omarosa without Omar.

You’re talking about suggestive “ghetto” names, and your company is named “Mantality”? GTFO, right now.

I guarantee the following: the parents that either attacked her or are in support of attacking her 1) do not involve themselves in school activities, 2) are conservative (white is a given), and 3) only associate with the community through passive aggressive social media posts. I know people like this and they are…

I will steal it. That way everybody loses.

Yes, this is all great, but I think we can all agree that Dr. Sandra Lee and Semi Homemade with Sandra Lee is the crossover episode we all deserve.

So I am Ambi-mouse-terous. I mouse both left and right handed (using middle finger for left click when going southpaw). 90% of the time i mouse right but when I am doing hard number crunching on the number pad, I swing the mouse to the left, number pad with the right and keep on crankin.

I thought forward/back buttons were pointed that way because that’s the way that you read (in English). Forward is right, backwards is left. 

In theory, although you have to navigate to the original comment and click the un-dismiss button next to it, which can sometimes be an issue given that Kinja hates all sentient life and works tirelessly to extinguish it.

*tilting head like the RCA dog*

I googled it.  It’s like if 1997 Chloe Sevigny was a clothing store instead of a person.

word.

“The more I think about it I was like, ‘Ew.’ I was just, I had death in me.”

Runny eggs are the absolute best! Get one on top of your medium steak and dip your fries in it. :)

Every woman reading this as soon as they get to "Club Girls Rules" knew INSTANTLY what was going to follow, while men all learned something new today