“But this? This is indefensible.”

AHHHHH! Pierogi Palace is my happy place! Actually the entire West Side Market is my happy place. The crepe place, Ohio City Pasta, Campbell’s popcorn, and Oasis middle eastern food...oh my god it’s like heaven. 

“Should a server ever friend a customer on Facebook?”

“This would totally creep me out.  Will you give me permission to create a double standard?”

West Side Market in Cleveland. Pierogi heaven.... there is a stall that sells 30 varieties any given weekend, and at least five are sweet. Alas, I can't eat them any more due to my food allergies, but they were good in my youth.

You already know the answer - you just think it shouldn’t apply to you, for some reason.

This checks out, I’m a big fan of iced tea.

I mean, I don’t begrudge Guinness on expanding their line, but at the same time, it’d be like Pizza Hut opening a flagship store and when you’re like ‘One meat lovers please’ they respond with, ‘Oooo, sorry, no pizzas, but would you like to try our authentic Mexican style street tacos?’. 

Is it wrong that I find myself wishing her cancer had won?

His name is Brock O’Hurn, and he is as if someone spliced genetic material from Momoa and Hemsworth to create the ultimate Instagram thirst trap.

So, I went to Giphy for an appropriate gif that could convey my distain for this little shit, but then I saw this and now I’m over here drooling.

This can only end in one possible way: Mama John has to start dating again, and they rebrand the comany as “Uncle Roger’s” pizza, the pizza that wants to cop a feel as it sloppily tucks you into bed at night.  Papa John can deliver pizza to you on alternate weekends and for three weeks in the summer.

Breastfeeding is not the elimination of waste, nor is it the elimination of contagious substances. Restricting it does nothing to promote public health or sanitation, but restricting it can inconvenience (at best) women and their children and make it hard to go about normal activities in a public life.

I bet you are pretty disgusting to look at when you eat. Please cover up with a tarp any time you eat in public. Nobody wants to see that. Same with your mouth breathing, cover up whenever you mouth breathe in public. Nobody wants to see that. Better yet, just make it to where nobody can see you ever. Thanks.

It would be reasonable if there were any equivalence at all between breastfeeding and those other things you mentioned. We don’t politely ask people to use the restroom to urinate and defecate. It is the law. Not only that, but those two things (and coughing and sneezing to a lesser extent) are health and sanitation…

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

I had to sell those when I worked at Old Navy for one summer. I didn’t even try on more than half the checkouts I did, and the one and only “Yes” I got ended up failing the credit check.

lol - i wish i would just say “i’m actually part of the churning community. you see this card i’m using today will get me 80,000 bonus points that can be worth anywhere from $800-$1,000 after I spend $3,000 in the first three months. So, while saving $4.16 today is enticing - I think I’d rather use my spend towards…

Exactly, I like to live on the wild side. BASE jumping, ultramarathons, eating at Chipotle, I’m up for it...

I HATE when I forget to bring lip balm for a flight. Or a long car ride. Or sometimes a movie (fake butter seems to chap my lips after).