But since everything exists in context, Cadet Bone Spurs has a long, long track record of calling black men stupid and violent, especially when the evidence is right in front of everyone’s eyes that it’s wrong.

Hitler loved his dog and was a vegetarian. Sorry Mom, who gives a shit?

“My super annoying server is ruining a restaurant I like.”

I’ll run it by ya, step by step.

Interesting idea... Friends came out about a year or two after Living Single. They could have had some great crossover episodes. 

What even is that cow.

Yep. I always say once a show starts making the main characters start dating each other, thats when the writers officially run out of storylines.

*shut up and take my money* gif

I take back every bad thought, word, emotion, post, comment, Tweet, ‘gram, bathroom graffiti, Craigslist ad, and voicemail that I have ever made about Drew Magary if he bankrupts Univision on the way out the chute. 

Huh, I went through 4 kids and never knew this was a thing. We got along fine with the tiny blue turkey baster thingie.

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

3b Brawlin' in the parkin' lot.

If all these trucks crashed together you could just add a Salty Waitress or 2 and you’d have the basic fixins for a Waffle House.

Relevant to this site’s interest, 44,000 pounds of Grainbelt Blu, a blueberry infused beer that people up here can’t get enough of, spilled in Rochester, MN.

Both of these are great ideas, but I’m really partial to any solution that involves weaponized shellfish. 

Direct Method: Yell at him to shut up. If he gets lippy, stab him in the face with a spoon.

Pro Tip for the first guy:

I’m in the process of losing some 75 lbs due to too much takeout, and doing something similar to this. I weigh in daily, but I don’t get worked up about what the numbers on the scale mean. I log it into a google spreadsheet, which then calculates my 10- and 30-day weight averages, which then get automatically…

And he’s also way better looking now as well!