Fuck explaining ANY motherfucking thing to that cracker-ass motherfucking-ass motherfucking racist motherfucker. And fuck his insincere motherfucking-ass motherfucking apology. Hit that motherfucker in his POCKET. That’s the only thing these racist-ass motherfuckers understand. Fuck’em. I don’t have the vocab for…

Will no one think about how he can’t enjoy steak now??!!  OH THE HUMANITY!!!

He shouldn’t have to suffer for “twenty minutes of action” (which probably would have been a lot more had he not been literally caught in the act, an act that apparently was so heinous the witnesses were crying). And as I’ve said in the past, 20 minutes, my ass. I bet he’s done this to other women and just not been…

My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.

He wants his conviction overturned so he doesn’t have to register as a sex offender and tell all his neighbors that he's a rapist.

I could really get behind nude Jason Momoa. Or in front. Whichever. It’s Jason Fucking Momoa.

Team naked Momoa 

I’m just going to sit here and wish they hadn’t killed Khal Drogo .

Spencer is trying to claim - - because he used to get hate mail when he proposed a burqa ban— that he suffers from a Genuine Fear that he and his family would be attacked, and that’s what made him believe Cohen, and it’s all Cohen’s fault for “manipulating his state of mind”.

Paris Hilton has never had Botox or fillers or plastic surgery of ANY KIND.

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

Someday there will be an obituary.

We were so close to a nice story with a happy ending, thank goodness the corporate overlords came in to remind us that 2018 is shit.

“You can’t see it, but I have the world’s tiniest violin and I am playing the saddest of sad songs for her.”

Exactly.  You know who else is having a cruel summer?  The kids that were taken away from their parents at the order of her father.  Excuse me for not being sympathetic.

Maybe one day we should run a “worst of Salty” letters special?

despacito? 

This is the exactly what’s happening here. Men assume because they don’t personally see or experience a problem, none exists. Unfortunately, the root cause of this particular problem is that men aren’t seeing and recognizing women’s contributions. The problem doesn’t affect men, so they don’t see it. Ergo, it doesn’t…

Yeah, well my 11 year old uses tampons (Well, pads) so she gets the gist, Congresswoman.