No wood. Absolutely zero wood here. The man kills ladyboners like fire burns oxygen. 

It’s GUMBY, dammit!

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

Where did you learn to spell dummy?? 

More of a recording of Shkreli that you recorded off the radio, so there’s a bit of a radio DJ chatter at the beginning and a fade-in to another song at the end.

are you new here 

Joaquin will never be River.

As an American, I would never hide my identity and deceive others only to mock and ridicule them as this Showtime Series is designed to do.

Care.com is a nightmare to navigate. I own cats but I’ve also been cat-sitting for my mentors for over 10 years and recently started bird-sitting for my other mentor. She was like bird-sitters are hard to find you can probably market those skills. So I went on there like “Yes, I got a 15 year old conure to love me!”

That’s what the old Italian-Americans do with their espresso in the morning.  It cuts some of the bitterness too.

Well, there are some family trees with no branches or roots. 

I didn’t know Sasha could play a convincing teen girl.  Damn he’s good.

I’ve always said that I’ve yet to see a man who didn’t look good in a tux.  Welp, now I’ll have to add an asterisk to that line every time. 

Congrats dude.

My advice if you’re not the type to swing a hammer and fix things yourself become friends with a good Handyman willing to do small jobs. Nothing worse than breaking a window or something in the dead of winter and realizing there’s not a contractor around willing to come out for such a small job (and…

Until people feel they can really name names it continues.

...in the potato fields is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all eaten’ some spuds outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making frys in my neighborhood
I ate one little Poutine and my mom got scared
And said “You’re moving with your auntie…

He won’t be telling Putin anything. Everyone knows how hard it is to talk when your mouth is full. 

Oh totally.  Whenever I got dragged to one with a group of giggly girls I felt bad for the other patrons who were just trying to get a good peek in peace.

There’s no upside for Trump here, but there is for Daniels.

Isn’t there also something where if they take it all off they can’t serve alcohol?  I remember being perplexed by the rules.  But also perplexed by the guy who self-fellated on stage.  I mean, good for him, but it was mechanically very interesting.