Maybe when the assholes start calling the cops on a white kids lemonade stand or a white family bbq or a white candidate out canvassing her constituents 

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.

Yep, they are much like cats. They don’t really do much and 100% of them are assholes that will eat your face when you die and can no longer provide for them.

Honestly I would encourage christian people like this doofus to retreat into cloistered lives of hard work and quiet contemplation. Vows of silence, in particular, could be very helpful. Maybe eventually some good beer would come of it, like with the Trappists.

“My family is way underdressed for this restaurant—should we leave?”

The real faux pas, according to many people on a previous waitress question, is that the couple dared to bring a child under the age of 17 into a restaurant not named Chuck E Cheese. 

It’s amazing how consistently these questioners have way more serious social issues than the Dr Nerdlove people. There every question boils down “use your words.” Here it’s “there’s no way someone is really asking that, right?”

Man, I’m all gifs today!

SAME. I am a candidate running for office in the midwest. I love Duckworth. But this mealy-mouthed, tepid, timid approach of other Dem candidates and of Dems in power, are driving me to DRINK. I want to go BOLD! But this free-floating fear is real and believe me when I tell you it is not limited to republican men! The…

Anyone who goes to Oklahoma and doesn’t eat a steak should be jailed

I moved to OK from Hawaii and people can’t understand why I won’t go for sushi with them.

that candy will give you the poops if you eat too much, xylitol is a helluva laxative. I was given a bag for a present from my grandma and didnt know what it was and made sweet tea with it. BIG mistake.  

If they had the intelligence to understand facts and sources you wouldn’t be debating the subject with them in the first place.

You know what I want to see, for people who run businesses while trying to be racist in posts.

My favorite part of that shitty old line is that there is a very good chance that the African American’s ancestors have been here longer than the cracker’s. 

Sounds like somebody’s had a lot of dates order angel shots.

I want you to know that I mean every word I’m about to type:

It must be nice to be a guy and not have to worry about that. Recently I was at a bar and grill just trying to eat a burger and drink a beer when a guy would not leave me alone. I wasn’t subtle. I reached the point that I told him that he was making me uncomfortable and needed to leave me alone. I took a picture of…

Hi, I’m earth have we met?

Guys can go from mildly creepy to violent pretty quickly. Fear of this kind of reaction when trying to leave a bad date isn’t unfounded. Yes, all women need to learn how to deal with f*cked up men, it’s a fact of life, but there’s a learning curve and it’s a dangerous f*cking game. I suggest you not be such a…