Chef: MY MOM

Ditto for my high school (okay, across the street two blocks away). And it’s still there.

Man...growing up in rural Southern Illinois, Dairy Queen perfectly sums up small town life to me. There were Dairy Queens in towns too small to even have a McDonalds or Hardees.

Yaaaasss. I’m not a beer person, but SheeshtheBoyfriend is, so I’m gonna try to get my hands on this beer for him.

Good job cherry picking and totally missing the point. 

Nothing jimmy Fallon did is responsible for the election outcome.

You’re looking for a problem where none exists.

She sure did and is still going. I’d like someone to ask her why it’s more important to be a moron on twitter than make massive amounts of money. 

Almost certainly a bunch of bullshit about how she meant it to be insulting, sure, but she didn’t even think about the monkey\black people\racist connection. As if that helps.

Fuck you, Roseanne.

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

No. Nothing is off limits.

The most shocking thing about this situation is that Kovach was actually fired for it.

Wait up.

Easy peasy.

I’m constantly flabbergasted by all these “Does the staff not like me?” questions in this column.

They won’t hate you, but you’d better not complain how it’s “lacking in flavor” afterwards.

Also, your server might think you’re a bit clueless and might be a good mark for upselling a dessert.

he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter

Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

Whoever okayed production of those cookies should be punched in the genitals. As should anyone who buys them. They're what's wrong with America.