I really like John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Wanda Sykes, et al, but fuck them for trying to pretend they didn’t know Roseanne Barr is a racist piece of shit. I’m glad they lost their jobs and fuck the idea of “The Connor Family” or whatever other bullshit people are suggesting. I’ll be happy to see the have other…

Jaysus Christ.

That would not actually dissuade a Becky. They’d still vote for him. They didn’t care about the “grab by the pussy” or all of his paying off porn stars. We’ve already passed the point where someone who cared about misogynistic would have left the party.

BRB, flying to DC right now to bash this blank broad in the face on behalf of all proper Hollys everywhere

She could at any point have obtained a divorce. She chose to traffic birther nonsense. Let’s not let the plastic tits and white skin make her pure.

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

Well, how am I supposed to snort my cocaine? With dollar bills? Do you know how filthy those are? I care too much about my body to taint it in such a manner. 

Oh, lighten up, Ethel.

She looks enough like Luna Lovegood that my headcanon is well satisfied.

Hufflepuff are the overflow carpark of houses and Gryffindor are shite too.

or you could come into possession of their old armoire and get lucky

Never apologize.

“How do I ask for a restaurant’s recipe?”

“I do not believe a child is misguided enough to interpret what is happening to a dog that talks as something that could possibly be happening to them.”

Utterly serious question, not meant to be disrespectful in any way - have you met young children? 

This “go to your happy place while I mess with your genitals” is literally exactly what sexual abusers train kids to do. Kids who have encountered this or are going through it do not need to see it reinforced on screen, and kids who haven’t encountered it don’t need to hear the message that it’s okay. I 100% agree…

Oh Megan, “Seemingly”? Really??

It’s too close to what happens in molestation. Super not ok. Honestly, I think you need to apologize to your readers. Fuck you arrested development guys? Fuck you jezebel. Do you know nothing about molestation ? Jesus. What the hell.

Precisely. I had to reread that sentence a few times because it’s like wait, what? That’s EXACTLY how it works.

“LOL, whatevs, kids amirite? Dick joke, rape joke, no big deal, lol.” Yeah, no.

“I do not believe a child is misguided enough to interpret what is happening to a dog that talks as something that could possibly be happening to them.”