Hey, everyone! I found the guy who’s never had to choose between paying a bill or eating!

...you might wanna wait until your testicles descend before you try to form an opinion about this

CCS seems like someone who has proclaimed himself a “nice guy” and doesn’t understand why girls don’t like “nice guys” like him.

In California, if a restaurant doesn’t have a liquor license it’s illegal for them to allow customers to BYOB.

How do you bring your keys through airport security then?

Actually, Wegmans plays some weird shell game where even though the liquor store is on Wegmans property, you can use your Wegmans card, and all of the signage is identical to the grocery store signage, it’s technically a separate business and not part of Wegmans. Don’t ask me how they get away with it because I don’t…

My first visit to New Jersey, I was mystified by all the people bringing alcohol into the restaurants I ate at, until my friends filled me in on how absurdly expensive a liquor license is. Ah, New Jersey.

If you own a wine cellar, the answer to all tipping questions should be YES.

I miss the frequency of NJ liquor stores, and the fact that they sold everything. In NY, beer is sold separately from everything else, with rare exceptions for Wegmans, because apparently even the government loves Wegmans. So if my wife wants wine for a night in, and I want beer, that means two stops.

White creme de menthe exists for this very reason!

“Should I tip extra at a BYOB place?”

Ha didn’t think of that, however they already have that greige color to them. On a related note, my red-green color deficiency finally has a benefit!

What about Cointreau? Orange + chocolate is usually tasty. TO THE LAB!

Vanilla Frosties are wrong.

....and this is why bike shorts should never be white.

HARD disagree.

I am SURE someone has written an exhaustive hyper detailed breakdown of her gown down to which trees the silkworms that made the silk ate, but a quick look at the gown shows a likely un-stretchy duchesse type silk satin (no stretch), a portrait neckline, and with a sleeve length that is AFAIK dictated by…

Lets also not wear Spanx

Lets live in a world where we can wear clothes that don’t have to fit so tight that the seams of our spanx show. k?

The answer is COCONUT rum. Where’s the Malibu?????

and he bites his lip, twitter went bonkers this morning.