I was just going to give this advice. When I got my new job 3 years ago I treated myself to a python Jimmy Choo bag on clearance that was like 70% off at Nordstrom Rack. It still cost a bundle but it is gorgeous and looks brand new 3 years later. The key with discount high end shopping is patience. I’d think…

Wish I could. And I’m a white male with a bachelors in an employable field and parents who can help me when I need it. Like if I think about multiple things every day (and I’m hardly what most would describe as a bleeding heart) how the hell don’t they.

ohmigod, THIS.

How dare you turn your back on the Master Race!

Are you near a Nordstrom? They have everything from Kate Spade up to YSL, Lanvin and they are very good at customer service/returns.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

This is my favorite thing to ask Twitter eggs who insist that Jews - who control the media, you know; they assure me it’s a fact and not part of a conspiracy theory - are a non white race.

I’ll bet he doesn’t even KNOW they’re hollow.

And this is why I think libertarians are basically bullshit.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

Psst. His real name is Maurice. Maurice Pitt. Only some people call him that.

If someone called me “smart and soulful and magic” I would get that tattooed in large letters all over myself. What a beautiful thing to say about someone

Oddly, I actually felt more feminine when I did it. All you can see is face, nothing to hide behind. My confidence was at an all-time high.

It’s saying “Fuck me, you should have gotten the NES Classic instead, dipshit.”

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

“I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on.”

START?

Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.

Only write about this forever okay thanks

(an occupational hazard when you’re a woman writer, a life hazard when you’re kind of a bitch)