Because sex is immoral but violence is just fine. Murica.

all I see is Cat Marnell

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

I am still feeling negative, but read the comments on any article that is negative about Trumps choices - from major outlets the Washington Post or NYTimes or even WSJ - first you get a few people agreeing that the choice is bad for democracy, followed by numerous post about how Trump is going to save us all, followed…

I really wish we could sue these bastards for the cost to Ohio to litigate the defense of a law that is blatantly unconstitutional. I know they plan on getting another justice because Obama is a huge wimp, but still this still may be ruled unconstitional.

Don’t rape me, bro.

And yet, they’re never, ever stoic themselves. No one complains like a whiny, basement-dwelling, NiceGuy.

Starring Perry King as the stepdad...or Harry Hamlin if Perry has other commitments.

Right now I’m thinking specifically of the one with Emily Osment where the creepy guy from One Tree Hill preys on women by slowly poisoning them and making them weak and then saying “Don’t worry, I’ll totally take care of you.”

I can’t watch this bc I’m still denying the reality that we’re going from this intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate, and inspiring role model to a screaming orange racist dinglefart. It’s like if mom divorced our nice, kind, lovely dad and took up with...Donald Trump.

This is how I feel. I have accepted that he will be inaugurated. I’m ready to start challenging him at every turn. I only encourage the investigation into Russia because I think it will create a stronger case for impeachment.

Mandate won’t matter once he takes the oath of office. The powers of the presidency are the same regardless of the size of the victory. The only thing that tossing the election to the House does is further divide and demoralize the people. Otherwise, it accomplishes nothing except a pyrrhic victory of sorts.

The key to passing it is just relaxing, breathing deeply, and drinking A LOT of water. It’s how I got my class ring back!

well it’ll certainly be brown coming out

Satanists are truly doing the Lord’s work. What a time to be alive!

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

The only reason I’d ever want to meet him would be to try to get in a knee to his junk before the secret service tackled me.

This is our first Xmas with baby, so we’ll see how far we get but right now our intention is to buy her “something she wants, something she needs, something she wears, something she reads”. Like I said long term who knows if this is realistic but here’s hoping. Since she’s 8 months old for her “want” I’m honestly…

I bought myself an instant pot. I am part of the problem.

Any Jezzies planning on going? There is a charter bus going from my city. It’s like $140 which isn’t much but still a bit of a stretch me but I’m considering it.