I’m just exhausted. I can barely muster the energy to be outraged. I’m ready for the meteor.

Every time I open the news:

Well, of course bestiality is legal in the District—ratfucking is Washington’s favorite pastime.

Lol. I sort of hate myself for loving Top Gear/Grand Tour so much because Clarkson is such an unmitigated tool, but I don’t know anything about Hammond except for the fact that his eyes are big enough for him to model as a Disney character.

Pro tip: Beer freezes. You’re going to want some scotch. Bonus: easier to carry.

Let me sum up what you’ve said here: “You’re a misandrist and I’m an antisemite.”

Yep. And they’re not for a second considering the moment when they wake up the next day, covered in cold vomit with a bitch of a hangover.

If you want an up and coming woman of color candidate, I think Tammy Duckworth could take us places.

Higher octane...er...caffeine level?

No problem. If you need any more ammunition just let me know. I’m sure everyone will love to hear you reference “some guy on the Internet”!

I do try and not drive as much as I used to. That also may be a symptom of not wanting to burn gas extravagantly.

You can tell your dad all the gas is the same.

This is a much more reasonable response. Reduce gas usage whenever possible. You’re not going to find a gas company that you can buy from with a totally clean conscience, so just work on finding ways to buy less gas.

I cannot think of any gas company that has a clean history, let along one that produces gas I am willing to put in my car. :-( But I have resorted to using alternative forms of transit and specifically public transportation whenever possible. I now fill up my tank an average of once per month, when it used to be…

I was reading their Wikipedia page (i know) and it listed that Sunoco was, at one time, the sole oil company that was a member of Ceres (Coalition for Environmentally Responsible Economies).

True.

Just buy the most fuel efficient vehicle that you can purchase. Plug-in Hybrid that rarely uses gasoline would be best and if you can, install as much solar power as possible on your home/business.

Grow some vegetables, learn to pickle those for the winter and further decrease your carbon footprint.

It’s something…

Yeah, my dad is always trying so hard to not buy from this or that gas station, telling me I shouldn’t buy from an Exxon or whatever. I keep telling him, they’re all terrible. There isn’t a gas company who hasn’t done terrible things.

(for lack of a better term because my coffee is faulty)