The longest 10 minutes of my life...

he’s extraordinarily unpopular in jersey

I was trying to be fair, but I do agree with you.

Love it, I hope they get Jenny Jones and Arsenio Hall to host it.

She’s b-l-a-c-k.

My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.

Would you like to watch Ryan Reynolds passionately kiss Conan O’Brien?

The average guy usually makes me wish I were a lesbian.

Nah, it actually wasn’t. Cleveland losses are hapless endeavors that grab defeat from the jaws of victory (see: the Browns). The Indians were dogged tonight. They fought hard.

I am so incredibly thankful that Bartman can finally go outside again.

As an Indians fan, I’m crushed. As a baseball fan...damn that was a game.

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

SEE

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

Not only that, and/but thank the gods for it – but even in the era of Ailes and Bannon, I’m struggling with the fact that we have to go to Europe and the UK to get news about our own election in our own country, as it’s not like we can ask CNN or Faux News to “report” it …

Don’t be black? The curse of Ham?