Imagine having all the choices available to you as a white woman in 2019 and choosing... that. 

I would like to see the same size 16 garment on a body with a big bust, a body with a small bust, a body that is apple-shaped, a pear-shaped, an hourglass, etc. Show me the same exact garment on the same sized but differently shaped bodies and I will be a happy customer. Because what looks good on my shape may not…

During one of the WS games, I saw a re-election ad for the current idiots, so I’m thinking that change would have been made already, BUT THEN AGAIN, there’s no telling what this moron will do so who the fuck knows.

Remember at the end when everyone was Dead or a’Spin on rafts and flotsam and there were all these new random faces? That was fucked up. 

On the other hand, he’s telling you up front that he’s terrible. Any woman who still chooses to get with him is dumb. He’s over here festooned with red flags! 

9000.

I would give my right arm if she totally flipped and wrote a tell-all warts-and-all book.

Ehhhh, Melania can fuck right off for all I care. No, she didn’t sign up to be the first lady but she’s a grown-ass woman and can walk away ANY time. She stays because she’s just like him.

Maybe if Diana had shoved MORE people down flights of stairs, she’d still be here today. Hmmm.

I’m 44 and graduated in 2018 and I’m starting to look for jobs and being “too old” is one of the major issues I am concerned about. I was a stay-home parent for the past 14 years so I’m fighting against that, too. I’m lucky in that I don’t have to work so I can look for something that interests me regardless of…

They never directly acknowledged it, but episodes after 9/11 had Joey wearing NYFD/NYPD t-shirts from time to time.

It’s actually an education program in Advanced Pettiness with a minor in Mild Mayhem.

As a fellow hearing-aid wearer, here’s how you can irritate him - find some gadget that makes a high-pitched noise. He likely won’t hear it but his hearing aids might pick it up and translate it as static (mine do). Hide the gadget somewhere in the dining room (bonus points if it’s something with a remote control) and…

I’m curious where a Dutch Baby falls in this philosophy.

Having suffered through the hell that was Kent State football in the mid-90s, it’s nice to see a return to form with this. I knew all this winning wasn’t going to last. 

I recently re-jiggered a lot of my social media to skew more towards positivity. I still get political news and bullshit but I have made it so I have to go spelunking for it rather than having it front and center.

But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Wegmans is my main grocery store and I am a pro at getting through there with a list and not going crazy with the impulses buys. The only thing I really go to TJ’s for is their frozen mac & cheese (the only thing The Teenager will reliably eat right now), the tub of mini chocolate chip cookies, and that’s kinda it.…

Oohhhh brother, if you don’t think women are on the front lines of telling other women how to look... you don’t talk to many women. Woman vs woman fat-shaming is the literal worst. Where man doing it is like buckshot, women are like LASERS because they know exactly where to hit and do the most damage.

I will take each and every one of those desserts.