I wouldn’t put these on any living being.

Obviously, Monty Python.

No, but when companies are asking for a 4-year degree for receptionist positions, this is where we end up.

Mine is copyrighted 1997 and it’s just starting to feel dated so I will probably have to check this new edition out. It’s not the sexiest cookbook but it’s the one I reach for if any of my 11 Jamie Oliver books don’t have what I’m looking for. 

It’s on 773-774 of the 1997 edition and my book just naturally falls open there because I’ve made that recipe hundreds of times.

Maybe because there were “older white women” out getting their dance on to this song in a much more sexual way than he thinks “older white women” do? That’s the only thing that would make sense to me - he simply never saw “older” (whatever he means by that) “white women” as sexual beings and so he was surprised that…

This is from my mom, so I don’t know if it qualifies as “unsolicited” but she always told me: “never bring home anything you have to feed or cure” when I was a TeenPiglet. It was extremely sound advice and covers everything from chlamydia to puppies. 

Wendy’s, NO! The #1 reason why I switched jobs from McDonald’s to Wendy’s in my first attempt at college was because Wendy’s didn’t open until 11, thus providing me ample time to get a handle on my hangover before having to report to work! 

True. So do you think the attitudes that these morons have about this will change when they get out of college and find that things are not at all what they’ve been led to believe? 

I did NOT find it believable that 1987 Jenna was so into Rick Springfield. As a child raised by MTV, by the time 1987 came around, Jessie’s Girl was practically an oldie. 

Lol, I’m a Gen X’er, but no shit, Sherlock. I love that you just #NotAllBoomer’d on this. It’s cute.

You can have ‘em all! I am partial to Fruit Punch and any of the “red” family of flavors. 

I bought something like 40 pounds of candy for my daughter’s bat mitzvah. Because her theme was “rainbows” we needed candy in EVERY DAMN COLOR so that’s what we did. There was about 15 pounds left, and that is going out to the trick-or-treaters at the end of this month. It’s all sorts of random shit that NOBODY likes,…

I bet if you asked this Candy Caroline, she’ll say her great-grandmother was Native American. I would bet all the Smarties on it (because Smarties are awesome).

Ugh. Shit like this is why I roll my eyes when people say things like “I can’t wait for the Boomer generation to die out so we don’t have to deal with this kind of nonsense anymore.” Um, their kids are JUST LIKE THEM, if not worse. 

This is so stupid and unfair. If my jackass child can have pink hair and wear *glitter cat ears* for her school picture (the pink hair, I approved. The cat ears, not so much), then I don’t see why anyone should have any issues with a much less terrifying hairstyle, as this girl had. The “rules” about hair are so…

NOT SURE why you need to be snotty, because I actually am a “viewer like me” and I support my local PBS station with a pretty hefty yearly donation (I love tote bags and lowering my taxable income).

Oh, I hadn’t realized that. I have a teenager now so Sesame Street is not in our lineup anymore. 

Does Sesame Street have the same reach and power now that it’s on HBO as it did when it was way more widely-accessible on PBS? It seems like the audience that could most benefit from Sesame Street probably doesn’t have an HBO subscription.

I don’t think I could handle *all* of it, but those rainbow window treatments are amazing and I want them. The rest of it looks cheap and thrown together.