Anyone who pays $830 for these shoes should be beaten to death with them.

Gosh, it was a joke. I feed that crap to my kid, too.

Right? At least knife a mugger or something.

That’s your own fault for letting them eat that boxed shit in the first place. Yeah it’s easy but at what cost?

Absolutely 100% support your local homebrew shop!! Those places are filled with people who not only know what they’re doing, but they LOVE it in ways that other people in other jobs don’t.  I spent 4 not-at-all-climate-controlled years in my local homebrew shop and learned SO MUCH. We had customers take giant…

No, they charge extra for that.

This might be dumber, actually, and just THINKING about that fuckin’ kid makes me mad.

I would rather be shot in the face with a shotgun filled with broken glass.

I always, always, ALWAYS say yes. We had a very bad experience once after saying “no, this is our first time here” and the server explained the menu to us starting with what a menu is.

Mine was early 90s! Kent State was not a fancy place and there were salad bars every-damn-where on that campus!

I was just wondering if she’d shown up in any of the brackets!

I just carry a rocket launcher with me at all times. Seems to be working pretty well.

I spent two full semesters couchsurfing and eating freegan at the university. It was also pretty easy (although a total dick move) to get in a cafeteria line, build a salad and pick off as much as I could while in line waiting to pay and then be all “AW SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE I LEFT MY WALLET UPSTAIRS, FUCK” then…

YES TO THIS (also the ginger in a tube).

I don’t think that happens as much as people think it does. And if it does, then you’re in the wrong gym. I think a lot of people use that as an excuse to do NOTHING. You don’t need a gym to get some physical activity in. You can walk or run and do body-weight exercises pretty much anywhere.

Most varieties of Judaism don’t but the ultra-Orthodox and those flavors don’t give a shit about women, so if there is a law that can control women, loads of them will be in favor of that. But most reasonable Jews are no against abortion. 

I’m ambidextrous, so I *can* write with my right hand, but since I naturally gravitated toward using my left as a kid, I don’t have nearly as much practice or muscle memory in my right as I do my left.

Look for gel-ink pens that specifically say “fast-drying” or “good for left-handers.” The bent wrist thing comes about because we’re taught the letter formation the same way right-handers are - they pull the pen across the paper and we push it, which causes fatigue and swearing and general resentment of right-handed…

At most bookstores or Staples or Five Below, you should be able to find practice books. They’re aimed toward children, obviously, but if you haven’t developed the fine motor skills that make cursive easy, they are a godsend for someone who wants to learn. We’ve used them in our English Literacy classes and people love…

There’s a dead guy dripping into the kitchen and you’re upset because people are getting the different cuisines mixed up?