Who is eating lobster roll in Austin? 

How about, instead of buying into the fucked-up idea that what women wear = who women are, we start breaking it down? Obviously, there is appropriate clothing for different jobs, because I’m not going to roll up to a construction site in a suit and heels, but it would be NICE if you could stop with the judgement.…

I have people to do the cleaning and they come on Thursdays. It’s nice to roll into the weekend with a clean house. If I could outsource MORE domestic stuff to other people, I would.

Nowadays, 3 months is a long time at some jobs.

My local library is housed in an historic home (the General John Frelinghuysen House), parts of which date back to the early Dutch settlers of the region. It also houses a lot of John Basilone memorabilia (since he’s from our little town).

I have one kid, two big dogs, and we camp. I drive an XTerra and I will continue to drive it until it literally falls apart (this is my 2nd XTerra - the first one fell apart). I see the appeal of minivans, because sliding doors seem nice and having some room in the back where people go would be kind of nice (the…

Coyote Shivers is a shitbag. 

This sounds SO FUN when you juxtapose it against couples who divorce but still live in the same house because neither of them can afford to move out. 

YOU WOULD THINK.

With Wallace Shawn as spokesperson!

Destination Dogs in New Brunswick, NJ has been rolling this concept (more or less) for years now.

So is anyone here gluten-free or can I just bring any old thing for snacks?

Wyler’s was like punishment.

Do you mean to tell me that I could maybe get my hands on some Rainbow Punch, which is still the best Kool-Aid flavor of all time because it’s not the same as Tropical Punch because it’s better?

This. My husband’s best friend vapes and we’ve spent weekends at his house and he never ever puts it down. In the space of two hours, he had it out of his hand a grand total of maybe 3 minutes? It’s an improvement over when he was a heavy smoker, because I don’t die when I go over there, but DAMN DUDE. Oral fixation,…

I am 100% up for these kinds of shenanigans.

As a whole entity, the show is a mess. Always has been. But think of how many sketches and characters you know from SNL. There are TONS. I think the show HAS to be a mess, on the whole, in order to appreciate the bright spots. If the whole 90 minutes was packed with amazingness, none of it would stick out.

A cat named Cheeto *should* be CHONKY like this boy!

Why not just bellow “GREAT SERVICE, THANK YOU, HERE IS MY $1.45 IN CHANGE THAT I AM PUTTING INTO THE TIP JAR, YOU’RE WELCOME.”

Everyone in my house supports Liverpool except me (I am West Ham ‘Til I Die because I enjoy disappointment and sadness. I also root for the Mets and the Cleveland Browns so...). It was lovely to see What’s-His-Name and WeePiglet (the husband and daughter, respectively) watch their club win the big shiny thing.…