Absolutely, I’m “beer promiscuous.” I’m constantly on the lookout for something new. I have a couple of go-to beers, like Sam Adams or Dale’s Pale Ale or Arrogant Bastard (because nobody I know likes that but me so I don’t have to share). But those are the things I buy for the beer fridge. If I’m out and about,…

Maybe she works the overnight shift.

I have always thought she wanted to be a Cool Girl.

I might leave the cash at the diner, where the bill isn’t that large, but if I’m out somewhere a little nicer, I’m not leaving $50 or more on the table. That’s silly.

Drake’s new video is really  going in a strange direction.

Perhaps he should *aim for* the uprights, thus ensuring he’d never hit them?

Yeah it’s weird to find oneself on the Lena side of a debate. 

I’m also doing Dryuary, but only until the 26th because I have a party to go to that night. My reasons for doing so are because I hit a plateau with my fitness situation and so scaling back booze will help break through that, I hope. I don’t even drink that much, but I do make my own beer and work in the industry so…

Weird. It’s almost as if teachers might stick around longer if they were paid adequately for the demands on their time. 

I disagree with you completely. If all religions and religious people shared your attitude, religion would have died out long ago. 99% of the world’s religions are based on welcoming the stranger and treating others as you’d like to be treated. I’m not sure with “participate fully or GTFO” fits in to that.

This, too! What’s-His-Name and I have ended up behind the bar in more than one place simply because we got to chatting with people. “You wanna come around and pull a few pints?” HELL YES. And then when we’re on our way out, we ask them where we should go next and have never been steered wrongly. I have ended up in…

I think it’s only disrespectful if you make it so. Like, if you wander into church late or wearing inappropriate clothing or just... being a jackass during services, then yeah, it’s disrespectful. But if you’re there to appreciate the space and place you’re in, then it’s all good. We often find ourselves at religious…

My takeaway from this article is that I have been paying for hotel rooms in the UK for nearly two decades and apparently I didn’t ever have to?

Seriously? That is amazing and terrible. 

This is why I tend to ignore all interviews and articles about him and just look at his pretty pretty pictures.

If you can’t parent while hung over, you are a sad amateur. 

I’d only need like, an hour. 90 minutes, tops.

Nah, Jez writers ALWAYS fuck this up. Remember the giant maxidress kerfluffle? “Oh but it’s satire.”  HAHAHAHAH not.

I love that commercial. It’s a perfect blend of WTF and excellent marketing risk-taking because anyone who saw it will never forget it.

Yep. I bought a new fridge and they said if I left a 5-star review on Google, they’d “rebate” me some cash. It’s a local mom & pop place, so they need the exposure, and the service actually was top-notch, so that $500 they knocked off there with the “rebate” worked just fine for everyone.