At least two breweries near me have used Fruity Pebbles and other breakfast cereals in the mash. It’s not my favorite, but some people go apeshit for these beers.

Dihydrogen monoxide? That shit has a 100% fatality rate. Literally everyone who has ever ingested it has died.

That’s a travesty! I would play that and only that for the Moose Club.  ;)

We have that in one of the bars in my [very conservative, very white] town and it JUST SO HAPPENS that the one at the bar is close enough to the one at the Moose Club a few blocks down the street and someone, who may or may not be me, regularly gives up $20 to ‘jump the queue’ and play a whole bunch of Cher and…

Hmmmm. Same hair color as Ivanka? Nothing weird going on here, nope, not at all.

I bought the skull vodka JUST FOR THE BOTTLE and someone threw it in the recycling!! What’s-His-Name can’t be arsed to put regular stuff in the recycling bins but if it’s a thing I am trying to save? Out it goes!

It has less to do with the guy’s logo than it does with him being a shitty business owner. He opened a store in a town with REALLY high rent/overhead, his hours are stupid (that place is never, ever open), the customer service in there was atrocious, the ice cream was meh (really, that’s a crime), and he himself is…

I want them to let him keep his phone but they won’t let him have hair products. That would be the best-case scenario.

The answer to “would you like to donate” is “I already did that this week!” 

Until you get behind Grandma who wants to pay with EXACT CHANGE and takes 15 years to pull that last penny out of her giant handbag. Then you start thinking about all the ways you could kill her and make it look like an accident.

Is this honestly a thing that causes people anxiety? “ohhh nooo I have to keep this chain going or random people who don’t know whether or not I ‘paid it forward’ will think I’m mean!”

Or just join the conversation, since they obviously want you to. “OH my GOD, I can’t believe Becky did that to Kyle! Oh, you weren’t talking to me? Huh. Could have fooled me. Carry on!”

14 years ago? I doubt it. If anything, I gave him some life force that enabled him to go out and see the world!

I think about that a lot. But as this oral history shows, he wasn’t always the same guy we saw on TV, and who knows what really goes on in a person’s head. Maybe something was up and he decided to check out on his own terms. Maybe he just slid into a funk that he couldn’t see his way out of. We’ll never know. 

Have you read “Please Kill Me” by Legs McNeil? If even a third of that is true (and I see no reason why it isn’t), then Iggy should have died about 63 times already. He might be immortal.

Some of it. The thing he said that saved my life I’ve never shared with anyone, but I’ve talked about the rest of it and I know I’ve posted the picture of him and me together.

I support this 100%. You can have as long of a veil as you want!

We really need someone to keep the white light around Bruce Springsteen, too.

I’m still not over it. This man literally saved my life. He and I had a conversation late one night when I was in a dark place and something he said to me gave me enough to keep going. I just wish someone could have done the same for him. 

I worked FOR FREE for a startup for roughly a year, basically as a volunteer because I needed to get out of the house and they needed the hands. It was awesome and fun and I learned a lot but it wasn’t a sustainable way for me to live. They did eventually start paying me (before they started paying themselves) but I…