Are we using Kansas for anything? Can’t we just put up a fence or BUILD THAT WALL [around Kansas] and drop them all in there?

Agreed. She signed up for the initial circus with the understanding that he’d probably die sooner rather than later (his eating habits and “exercise” habits have been long-known to many). While she is, herself, a total shit, she didn’t sign up for this version of the circus and I can’t imagine she is happy in any way,…

I’m packed. Let’s go.

Someday, the world will be more accepting of my Therapy Whale.

Spontaneous? Ohhhhhh fuck that because that is not even CLOSE to being true. Who has dinner reservations yet travels with place settings? NOBODY, THAT’S WHO.

No jury in NYC would convict you. You’d probably get a medal.

I can barely bring myself to watch these things. I can’t imagine what it’s like to not only have to watch but also attempt to explain/analyze them. My hat is off to anyone who can stomach it.

As addictive as nicotine?

I don’t think so. I started drinking coffee around age 6 and never stopped. I drink prodigious amounts of it now but I’m a grown adult and can do whatever i want.

NBC = Not Being Conscious?

He could spin that, though - he could say “well, Amy and the kids really encouraged me to do it and we’ll all do whatever it takes to keep the family running.” So he has an out there if he decides to change his mind.

Aw man, I didn’t even think to hit up the Facebook page. 

OOOhhhhh you can leave them a message and you don’t have to give your real name or real email address! I... may have just spent about 15 minutes doing exactly this. Fun!

This is EXACTLY why this story freaked me out and continues to do so to this day! I’m hearing-impaired and the only way my home office can be set up reasonably is to have my desk facing away from the door. HELL NO - I installed a mirror and if I’m working home alone at night, I move to the front room.  

This is me. I live for the days when we have a new person come in because everyone introduces themselves! And I hear everyone’s names, which I promptly forget. Again.

YES OH YES GIMME ALL THE SPARKLES

If I had a dime for every time that tweet was relevant and I stacked them up, it would reach Jupiter by now.

Yeah, that kind of like how Doctor Who talks about “fixed points in time” where there’s nothing you can do because that’s how things have always happened and will always happened. Maybe Cobain was always meant to check out right around then. 

I would hope he’d be more of a Thom Yorke, but I fear he would probably be more Billy Corgan than Billy Corgan is.

Live Through This is so fucking great.