Co-signed!! MAKE A WILL, DAMMIT. Even if you’re only 23 and broke as shit, make a damn will. You can amend it later! 

That’s what I wanted to know!! I figured it wouldn’t just rain jet fuel but who the hell knows about anything anymore. 

That’s what I figured. And if they’re over a populated area, that cannot be legal. Over the ocean... yeah, maybe... but over a city? Probably not, hence the flying in circles.

Yes, I understand that. My question is if a plane ever does a “dump” along the lines of the widely-understood definition of “dump.”

Manafort was just convicted of 8 counts, with a mistrial on an additional 10 because the jury wasn’t unanimous. 

Would a plane just “dump” fuel? That can’t be right.

This thing is probably on the menu for $40, too. 

Same. It’s not intentional, usually! 

I bet Madge was just hella pissed that Aretha died on her birthday, thus overshadowing the “Madonna turns 60 and OMG doesn’t she look awesome” headlines that she was expecting.  

Yep. I have a vacuum sealer and a chest freezer - it’s sooooo much less work to just blanch veggies and vacuum seal them for the freezer. I spent a summer canning tomatoes a few years ago because our garden exploded and NEVER AGAIN. It was way too much work and sweat for the output.

The first time I went to the UK, I drank gallons and gallons of bitter. It was a revelation and a real good time. Every now and again we’ll brew a bitter here at home just to have it on hand! 

I swear to Dog, I will start flipping tables and setting things ON FIRE if this becomes an all-the-time thing. I’m already irritated by the preview thingies starting if I linger too long while browsing. Ugh. Netflix. Stop. You’re fine the way you are, man.

It’s science, man! Put a hot thing in a closed container, you’re gonna get a little steam, which will cool into water and go back onto your hot thing and make it soggy.

Here in the Jersey ‘burbs, we had Qdoba for a hot minute but I don’t know that I ever went there. We had a couple of Baja Fresh for awhile, too, and that place was awesome but then Chipotle came in and shoved everyone else out. If I need Mexican, I’ll go to the actual Mexican place run by actual Mexicans and get the…

This is suburban New Jersey, son! 

At least salty is a taste. Anytime I’ve had it, it’s been blander than bland. It’s literally what beige tastes like.

75% of the time I have gone against my better instincts and had Chipotle, I have spent the next three days shitting my guts out. So, 3 out of 4 times, which is about once a year. Sometimes you gotta live dangerously, sometimes you need a quick weight-loss jumpstart. 

See? They know what we do!

I’m a beer nerd but if it’s free? Crack me open a Coors Light, buddy!