Yeah.

I like the idea of curated beer flights. A few places near me do this - they will group together 4 or 5 beers and tell you what order to taste them in, so you get the more delicate saisons first and kill your face with an imperial stout at the end.

I am 100% certain that this wasn’t the first time he did this. It just happened to be the first time he got caught.

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER.

Duuuuuuuuude. Take the L and get a pizza-shaped raft and float around in your dang moat. 

They absolutely have to sign something. It’s very likely that there is a pre-interview “okay so you’re signing this and you know that means we can use whatever we film NO MATTER WHAT.”

I agree, a little. Barron gets a pass, he’s so young and I can’t imagine what it’s going to be like for him once all this comes crashing down.

I guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain.

Yep. They are doing THE MOST trying to get that off the ground along with the #WalkAway hashtag that is usually attached to accounts so obviously fake, they wouldn’t even be sold on the street in Chinatown.

It’s not happening to THEM, so of course we’re just making it up! Finding problems where there are none, TYPICAL LADIES.

You can’t see it, but I have the world’s tiniest violin and I am playing the saddest of sad songs for her.

What a tragedy. He was so fun to watch. His routines were deceptively tricky and he was just such an elegant presence on the ice. :(

My childhood mall (it’s two stores from being fully dead now) didn’t have a food court until a mid-90s renovation added one. Before then, there was a McDonald’s and ummm Baskin-Robbins, and a full-service Brown Derby Steakhouse where my parents would get absolutely WRECKED while we shoplifted from Woolworth’s and…

THAT IS SO CUTE!!

It’s so hard to tell these days. 

The sequel is SO SO SO SO SO BAD. I don’t remember the miniseries very well but I’ve read the sequel a couple of times (it’s a good beach book) and it’s RIDICULOUS. I love/hate it.

*daughter.

Personally, I’m hoping for a fatal cerebral event on live television. Or  heart attack, I’m not really picky. But I really want it happening while a camera is rolling so I can watch clips of it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Tell ‘em what they’ve won!!

The area where the golf course is located is sparsely populated, so property damage would be minimal. And it’s not like worrying about how their actions affect others has ever been a hallmark of this particular cult.