I’m catching up on my Vanity Fair issues and I’m reading an article about how the #MeToo movement is totally bypassing Wall Street because the culture there is so freaking toxic for women. It’s depressing, but so many women quoted in the article say things like “you have to choose a side, be ‘one of the boys’ or go…

IT LOOKS STUPID. Asymmetry is fine for some things but this looks like it was put together by a blind cat in the dark. 

Mostly corn and cows (and meth) in my neck of the woods, but that is also applicable.

You aren’t quite at your peak yet, then. But if you believe in yourself, you’ll get there!

I think that is the rule, yes. If there’s booze, then there’s not full nudity. I think that’s how it is in NJ too, but I haven’t been to such an establishment in quite some time because I’m far past having to go to “edgy” bachelorette parties where everyone is SO NAUGHTY because they’re in a STRIP CLUB!!

OOOH I like what you’re doing here.

Ohio born-and-raised, and... yep.

Probably because I shoplifted so much stuff in the 80s from the one in Chapel Hill Mall. My bad.

If raw fish is fresh, most of it doesn’t smell “fishy” at all. 

Pop-Tarts are FINE exactly as they are, as long as they’re frosted and cherry flavor because everything else (except maybe strawberry and blueberry) are super gross and yucky. 

This is just the world we live in now. It’s finally stranger than fiction all the time.

His house has A GODDAMN HONEST TO GOD MOAT and he bitched and moaned about having to pony up for the ACA and ended up raising prices on his garbage pizzas.

That bar is just so very low, though.

We make that exact thing but with diced red bell pepper instead of onions and use the tri-color rotini instead of spaghetti. Sometimes if I’m feeling fancy I’ll add salami and cubed mozzarella to it.

Chickpeas, diced tomato, diced red onion, kalamata olives, feta, Good Seasons Italian dressing (because I’m trash) and... GO.

FLIP TABLES

I can’t get past the eyebrows. They’re as awful as the person they’re being subjected to.

Oh, honey. No. Shhhh.

They ignore it. They accuse the child of making it up to get attention. They categorically deny that the accused could or would ever do such a thing because ‘that just doesn’t happen in families like ours.’

Exactly this. The book gave me nightmares and I read it during the Obama administration when we thought things were going to be okay, maybe. There is no way in hell I’m putting eyes on this show.