SING MIKEY SING!

But how fresh is it? I know in the USA, fish has to be frozen for 24 hours or some nonsense before it can be sold (I could be wrong-ish, but I think that is the deal), but after that, it takes time to get ocean fishies all the way into Tulsa from the coast. Is it flown in? Is it then ONE MILLION DOLLARS? 

Damn, Klaus. I’ve had co-workers that I have straight-up hated but I never considered anything more than a really vivid backhand-across-the-mouth fantasy. 

Right? If you’re getting sushi in Oklahoma, you deserve everything that happens to you after that.

This is true. But it’s fun to watch their brains short-circuit when they’re presented with the receipts. I’m waiting/hoping for someone’s eyeballs to melt out of their head. 

Found the rapist, everyone! 

I have offered, more than once, to put my historical research skills to the test for these people. More than once, the ignorant white dude’s people rolled in through Ellis Island sometime AFTER the Civil War.  Occasionally, there’s no easily-found paper trail which means the white folks came over *gasp* ILLEGALLY (or…

In my hometown, the DQ is still there, but the high school is gone.  :(

My high school was across the street from the DQ. SO many memories tied in with the taste of hot fudge!

Today would have been his 62nd birthday. RIP, Chef.

Doesn’t one of their parents live with them? That right there takes the child-care issue out of the equation, because there’s always someone there. Child-care constraints are a very large part of why we have to have these conversations in the first place.

Former Girl Scout leader, CAN CONFIRM.

Fudge Stripes are bland in their normal form. They’re the Blake Shelton of cookies. There is a white-chocolate version out there which I won’t even walk past in the store because I am so opposed.

Aw shit, you guys.

Not sure I’m going to take the time to explain it to you...

I just recently got rid of a set of hard-anodized Calphalon cookware and it should NOT go in the dishwasher. Someone put a pot lid in there and it fucked it right up. Never could get it back to normal.

It’s possible that he just isn’t fuckable. I mean, the guy has a wife, apparently, because there’s no accounting for taste, but I don’t think there are chicks lining up at his door to get up on that. And I bet he knows it and I bet it pisses him off SO MUCH.

It’s a matter of scale, I think.

Oh I agree, if I’m having a bad time as described in that letter, I’m never eating there again. ONE of the things happening would be irritating, but I could let it slide. ALL of those things? Nooooooo I’m talking to a manager at that point. It’s not about fixing shitty service, it’s about me either getting what I’m…

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE and most sane people can tell when their server is in the weeds and when the server just sucks. Duh.