I’m a customer service pro, so “making a scene” is reserved for really crazy situations. Any other time, if I can’t just let it slide, I really do sympathize with the server and try to make it as easy on them as I can, but in the end, I’m paying for a meal and for someone to bring it to me, so there are certain basic…

I’ve done plenty of time as a server and I can’t think of a single time anyone interfered with the food in that way. I feel like that’s more of a wishful thinking revenge thing than something that happens with any kind of regularity.

True, true. And then we’d have nothing to snark about, so... they’re doing us a service, really.

OOOOh if I am ever led to a table with dirty dishes on it, I will cause a [polite] ruckus. I’m not above saying “I’m sorry, we’ll wait until you’re ready to seat us” because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, MAN. I’d rather wait 5 extra minutes so they can get the table cleared and cleaned. Ugh. That’s gross, and you did the…

I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.

They’d sit him down and get to the bottom of this and work it out in a half-hour.

Well, if you can’t FIND the server, then by all means, find a manager. Or the host/ess.

I can understand wanting to be polite and all that jazz, but if MULTIPLE facets of your dining experience are sub-par, as in this letter, why do you not get up and find a manager?

LOL, another reason to cancel your Prime membership!

I believe that is the White Feminism mission statement.

Third wives don’t just show up on the doorstep. You have to go looking for them.

What can they really do to/with him, though? They can cut off contact, which would probably be the best thing for everyone, but that’s not going to stop him from making shit up and talking to whomever waves cash at him. They can ignore him, which is where my money is. They can ask him to shut the hell up, which only…

Yeah, probably, but if a human wrote something this bonkers, why on earth would they not take credit for it? I sure would.

I’m thinking a parade, a 5K/Beer Mile, and some other sort of festivity.

No, wealth won’t solve all of my problems, but I’d like to at least do the experiment.

Her hairline is extraordinarily low, isn’t it? I don’t watch or follow RHoNJ with any sort of real attention aside from the fact that they, and I, are in New Jersey, but that has always stuck out to me. I think she makes the best of it, but this blonde-ish thing she’s doing right now isn’t a good look for her.

YES!! She’s always had the face for it! And she is CLEARLY able to Hulk out - this seems like a logical next step after table-flipping.

Yeah, I was on board until that. Just... no.

I did not know this but I am 100% here for it.

I was just at Atomic on Saturday during my Vegas grad party. We drank everything we could get our hands on and then had chicken hearts at the restaurant next door because that’s what Tony would have wanted. So that’s what we did.

Whoa, how about you fuck right off with this whole comment?