Some Wegmans get around liquor store restrictions via the Cafe, which makes it a restaurant. Those are handled differently from stores in some jurisdictions. It’s ridiculous, but that’s how Pennsylvania Wegmans gets around the weird booze laws PA has.

Because WEGMANS IS MAGIC. Maaaaagic.

That is the most depressing sentence I’ve read today.

I generally don’t - a driver drops us at the airport most of the time, so I don’t need them.

Liquor licenses in New Jersey are stupidly expensive so we have a lot of BYOB restaurants around. Luckily, every third business is a liquor store so it’s never an issue to drop in and pick up a bottle or three on the way to go out to eat.

I’m super-sure Meghan Markle gives a single fuck what Katy Perry thinks about anything. She’ll see this headline roll through her feeds and shrug, all “sure, Jan.gif” and get on with her day.

I’m with you on this.

Yeah, but the green makes the Frosty a weird sickly grey color which is not a Good Thing, as our Martha Stewart would say.

(I’m guessing the camera work is as well-controlled and choreographed as that for the Tour de France....a gazillion cameras broadcasting live, but somehow they never catch any of the cyclists pulled over and taking a whizz.)

Booze is nice, but if you REALLY want to experience the Magic Kingdom, psychedelics are the way to go.

For the first question, I don’t really have a good solution. For the second one, if it’s a 1-check-per-table policy, slap it down, recommend Venmo, and get on with it.

To combat that, I fill a big bowl or something. I only have a single sink, so filling it makes rinsing difficult, but a bowl of soapy water will help cut down on having to use a lot of dish soap.

RIP, Polite Negro, killed by a dirty sponge. He was such a nice dude.

I am in the process of going from grody sponges to dishcloths. I need to get my shit together and knit my own, because then I can have a big supply and pitch them in the laundry whenever they need to be done. I’ve been successful with getting my family off of paper napkins and paper towels, so there’s no reason why I…

This comment is an under-appreciated work of art. I wish I had more stars to give.

My god, you are up and down the comments on this article being as stupid as it is possible to be. Don’t you have anything better to do, child? Go outside.

Oh, honey. You can’t read and that’s sad.

Gosh, people are just no good with hyperbole these days.

White-knighting for a dickish restaurant customer? Sounds fun.

Arson is always the answer.